I have a serious problem.
Like a "complicate your life multiple times a day" kind of problem.
This. Is. Serious.
You see, in a short while, my last initial will change. I'm going from an L to a G. That's right, moving up in the alphabet. My children will be so grateful.
I CAN'T WRITE CURSIVE G's.
Not pretty ones, anyways.
It's very difficult.
I'm doing that crazy girly thing where I practice writing my married name and I'm failing miserably. This is not good, people/person. Every credit card transaction will be painful. Each purchase will strike a tone of anxiety and uncertainty. Who hesitates when they sign their own name? Criminals and people in witness protection, that's who.
I'm going to need more spiral notebooks.