I went to the store the other day and the most amazing thing happened: I had the perfect shopping cart.
This is not a joke.
It was amazing.
It was clean. All of its wheels turned - without squeaking, I might add. And I didn't have to throw my entire body weight behind it to turn up and down the aisles. It was as though I was the first person in the world to ever use it.
Such a thing has never happened to me before. It was glorious and, I fear, a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence.
Well done, perfect cart. Well done.